That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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