I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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