I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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