im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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