You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize
