Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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