Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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