seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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