Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She went from zero to smokin in five shots
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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