He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
