she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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