I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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