So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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