Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
