i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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