is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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