I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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