My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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