i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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