this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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