Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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