Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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