I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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