do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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