he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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