i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
there is puke in my bra ... again
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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