I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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