we have pet lesbian snakes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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