This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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