What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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