Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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