I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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