We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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