Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.