His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.