I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Success! We fucked roommates!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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