he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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