what if I'm pregnant?
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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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