I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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