I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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