return my video game
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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