so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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