are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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