I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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