Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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