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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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