Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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