Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Your tits are I can't wait for
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
