end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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