Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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