Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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