I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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