I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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