Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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