you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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