The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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