their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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